What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
10.06.2025 01:49
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
TEXT:
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
mRNA, once lauded as a scientific marvel, is now a government target - statnews.com
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Astronomers Astonished by Largest Explosion Since the Big Bang - futurism.com
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Adam Silver Talks NBA Expansion - Blazer's Edge
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
What is the worst thing your sibling has done?
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Walkoff caps ‘unreal 24 hours’ for Mariners’ Cole Young - Seattle Sports
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
With 'I Love Lucy' and beyond, Desi Arnaz helped shaped TV as we know it - NPR
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
By skipping offseason workouts, Lamar Jackson forfeits another $750,000 - NBC Sports
Make Nazis afraid again!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
How did you know you weren't the narc?
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.